Miss Bossy Britches

I must have the bossiest little girl in the world! And the sad thing is we all just do it.
Some of her latest commands:

1) I SAID wait for me! (Translation: you got a lot of nerve leaving without me)
2) No, I don't want it. (Translation: and you better not try to give it to me again)
3) Fredrick, back! or Fredrick, no barking! (Translation: I'm the new sheriff in town, buddy)
4) Hey! All done night night! (Translation: come get me ouf of crib lady)
5) Let's go to my room! (Translation: you better play with me or I'm going to throw the monster of all tantrums).

I'm getting pretty good at reading between the lines.

My mother said I was the exact same way back then, and to a certain extent, I believe I still am.

My poor husband!